off-topic research

So, do you ever have that random moment when you log onto your computer to do something important and then you start looking at random stuff that just pops into your brain? Okay, so, I'm rambling, but today was one of those days today. Right now I am watching Seinfeld, so forgive me if I get a little offtrack. Anyways, as I was saying, I was looking at random crap on the internet. I searched my grandma's jeweler, found out he was not a serial killer, totally exhausted Zappos' jewelry supply, and then looked up some random statistics about cancer.

So here's what I found out:

1. My grandmother's jeweler is NOT a serial killer, nor a man who killed his wife, the mother of his 13 kids.
2. People born in spring are more likely to get cancer.
3. It is unlikely that your deo will make you get breast cancer, so chill out with those band-aids on your underarms (JK, I know you don't do that, right? Right????!!!). Oh, and don't forget to put it on!!! Nobody wants to smell "yo stanky" pits.

Anyways, that was some random inspiration for this post.
PS, I think it is hilarious how Jerry hates Newman so much.

now, back to homework prison, outlines and algebra and notecards, OH MY!